Adventure Log 5

Gwydiss: Rest? We have a fair maiden to rescue.
Simon: my head hurts
Bors: Maidens are only fair the first time.
Bouger: I call for rest….as I have no more spells to help us when we do rescue the maiden.
Simon: maybe she could rescue us?
Gwydiss: No, I remember her from the village. Fair is apt.
GM: You notice that this hall is not suitable to rest
Campaign saved.
GM: It provides very little room, with the sharp blades and all
Simon: Rule of thumb, if it has tits or tails, it’s gonna be trouble.
Gwydiss: SHould we move on to the through the door?
Bors: We can see what’s beyond
Simon: I like the fountain room, maybe wash ssome of this blood off
Gwydiss: The fountain room is less defensable with the stairs down and whatever is in the room ahead.
Bouger: Moving forward could mean moving into trouble…even if it’s less defensable, we know what’s there back in the fountain room.
GM: AFK 1 min
Bors: I’m completely healed, I don’t mind standing watch.
Simon: I am with boogs
Gwydiss: I am well also
Gwydiss: But I was yanking the lever while you were exploring.
Bouger: Then….fountain room, rest for a while?
Simon: yep
Campaign saved.
Simon carefully tries to navigate back up the hall and not get hurt
[TURN] Crukas
[ROUND 7]
[GM] [TURN] Poacher 1
[GM] [TURN] Poacher 2
[ROUND 8]
[GM] [TURN] Poacher 2
Bors: By all means, dear Bouger, get comfy and relax.
Bouger: Cure Light Wounds – Cures 1d8 damage 1/level (max +5).
Bouger: Cure Light Wounds on Simon (
1) [1d8+2 = 9]
GM: With the door to the south shut, the ambient light and the soothing sound of the waterfall you do feel somewhat safe here.
Campaign saved.
Simon snores loudly
Bouger casts his last spell, then settles in for a nice evening of mediation and sleeping.
Jon (Bouger): 850
Gwydess (Gwydiss): 550
tim (Simon): 851…
Campaign saved.
Bill (Bors): 850 and 670, so 1520?
tim (Simon): I am going to prepare the same spells, shield, vanish, light and detect magic
Gwydiss hums a tune as he puts together the tale of the adventuring group
tim (Simon): gwyndiss and bors
Bill (Bors): Bors and Gwydiss will be taking watch
GM: [GM] [1d20 = 1]
tim (Simon): wandering terrasque
Bill (Bors): I’ll take the 2nd watch
Jon (Bouger): How do those damn things FIT in here?!
tim (Simon): wandering baby terrasque
GM: The first watch is uneventful
Campaign saved.
Gwydiss: Good Night
Bors: Enjoy some sleep.
GM: [GM] [1d20 = 11]
Bouger snores.
GM: The Second watch is also, uneventful
GM: The sleepers awaken, refreshed
Simon sits down and rests his bared bastard sword accross his lap. Resting the palms of his hands on the flat of the blade he begins a ritual mantra that takes about thirty minutes.
Bouger finishes praying, then preps his gear, “Ready as ever, again.”
GM: In here however, it is diffcult to figure out the time of day
Gwydiss tries to find a base beat to Simon’s mantra
Simon: I will remember to hum it for you next time.
Simon: I am ready.
Bors: Da.
Bouger: points to the hallway, "Check out the door at the end then?
Bouger points to the hallway, "Check out the door at the end then?
Simon: Indeed
Campaign saved.
Simon: you first bors,
Bors: [SAVE] Reflex [1d20+4 = 21]
Bouger: [SAVE] Reflex [1d20+1 = 17]
Gwydiss: [1d20 = 18]
Simon: [SAVE] Reflex [1d20+3 = 20]
Simon: Boogs, Light me up bro
Bouger mutters a prayer and casts the light spell on Simon’s weapon.
Bill (Bors): light up the eyes boys
Bors open the door.
Campaign saved.
tim (Simon): i made myself giggle…bors before whores
GM: One half of this lofty chamber has a lowered floor, with stairs on either side to reach the bottom. Standing opposite the doors is a tall wooden statue of Kassen grasping a gigantic wooden shield in each hand. One of the shields is inscribed with the word “home,” while the other reads “family.”
Bors: 2 shields is an impractical method of fighting.
Simon: I told someone today that I hate amusement parks, they are way to tempting.
tim (Simon): err ooc that
Gwydiss: and why would you want people to beat on home and family?
Simon: simple, he used his family as a shield.
Bouger: Hrmph…only a coward hides behind his family. I thought Kassen was better then that.
tim (Simon): too tempting to drink ipecac before sitting in the front car of a roller coaster
Bors investigates the Kassen statue
Gwydiss looks for other historical inaccuracies
Bouger: [INIT] [1d20+3 = 4]
Campaign saved.
Bors: [INIT] [1d20+5 = 7]
Simon: [INIT] [1d20+5 = 24]
GM: [GM] [1d20 = 9]
Gwydiss: [INIT] [1d20+6 = 16]
GM: The wooden statue begins to move its head at you. IT is then that you realize that it is indeed, a golem
GM: It lifts up its 2 tower shields and its face contorts into anger
[TURN] Simon
Simon enchants his Bastard sword (1 attack and damage) as a free action
Simon: Bloody crows!
Simon: [ATTACK (M)] Sword, bastard [CRIT 19] [1d20
4 = 24]
Simon: [ATTACK (M)] Sword, bastard [CRIT 19] [CONFIRM] [1d20+4 = 11]
Simon: [DAMAGE (M)] Sword, bastard [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: slashing] [1d10+4 = 11]
Campaign saved.
[TURN] Gwydiss
Gwydiss: You attack one from Kassan’s Home and his adopted family?
Gwydiss says as he draws his bow and readies an arrow.
Gwydess (Gwydiss): done
[GM] [TURN] Kassen’s Golem
GM: [GM] [1d4 = 2]
Campaign saved.
GM: The Golem turns to face its attacker and swings one of its Tower shields
GM: [GM] [ATTACK (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 8]
GM: [GM] [ATTACK #2 (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 23]
GM: [GM] [DAMAGE (M)] Shield slams [TYPE: bludgeoning] [1d8+4 = 11]
[TURN] Bors
Bors lays into the creature with sword and shield.
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword (MW, Full Attack) [CRIT 19] [1d20+5 = 7]
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Spiked Shield [1d20+4 = 9]
Bill (Bors): that’s it
[TURN] Bouger
Bouger: [ATTACK®] Fire Bolt (sp) [1d20+1 = 7]
Bouger: Burn ya wooden bastard! Whoops!
Bouger quickly pats out his smoldering beard.
[ROUND 2]
[TURN] Simon
Campaign saved.
Simon: [CONCENTRATION] [MOD:INT] [1d20+6 = 24]
[TURN] Gwydiss
Gwydiss fires an arrow at the villian
User ‘tim’ has gone AFK.
Gwydiss: [ATTACK®] Shortbow [1d20+4 = 17]
Gwydiss: [DAMAGE®] Shortbow [TYPE: untyped(x3)] [1d4 = 4]
Damage 0 > [to Kassen’s Golem] [RESISTED]
[GM] [TURN] Kassen’s Golem
Campaign saved.
GM: It continues its assault upon the interloper
GM: [GM] [ATTACK (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 14]
GM: [GM] [ATTACK #2 (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 13]
GM: It misses with its large shields
[TURN] Bors
Bors continues
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword (MW, Full Attack) [CRIT 19] [1d20+5 = 25]
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword (MW, Full Attack) [CRIT 19] [CONFIRM] [1d20+5 = 16]
Bors: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword (MW, Full Attack) [1d6+5 = 6]
Bill (Bors): slashing
Bill (Bors): k, piercing
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Spiked Shield [1d20+4 = 13]
Bors: [DAMAGE (M)] Spiked Shield [TYPE: piercing] [1d4+5 = 6]
Bill (Bors): end after that
[TURN] Bouger
Bouger: [ATTACK®] Fire Bolt (sp) [1d20+1 = 17]
Bouger: [DAMAGE®] Fire Bolt (sp) [TYPE: fire] [1d6 = 6]
Bouger points his finger, looks down the thumb site, and goes, “Burn you wooden bastard!”
GM: The golems face looks as if it is singed but it continues to fight
[ROUND 3]
[TURN] Simon
Campaign saved.
Simon: [ATTACK (M)] Sword, bastard [CRIT 19] (-4) [1d20 = 13]
Attack 13 → [at Kassen’s Golem] [HIT]
Simon: [DAMAGE (M)] Sword, bastard [MULT:1.5] [TYPE: slashing] [1d10+4 = 13]
Damage 13 → [to Kassen’s Golem] [HEAVY DAMAGE]
[TURN] Gwydiss
Gwydiss sees his weapon as useless and switches to his favorite whip.
Gwydess (Gwydiss): done
[GM] [TURN] Kassen’s Golem
GM: [GM] [ATTACK (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 24]
GM: [GM] [ATTACK #2 (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 11]
GM: [GM] [1d8 = 5]
[TURN] Bors
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword (MW, Full Attack) [CRIT 19] [1d20+5 = 24]
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Shortsword (MW, Full Attack) [CRIT 19] [CONFIRM] [1d20+5 = 11]
Bors: [DAMAGE (M)] Shortsword (MW, Full Attack) [1d6+5 = 11]
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Spiked Shield [1d20+4 = 5]
Bill (Bors): thats all
[TURN] Bouger
Campaign saved.
Bouger: [1d6 = 6]
Bouger concentrates, then lets out a shout, releasing a wave of healing energy.
[ROUND 4]
[TURN] Simon
[TURN] Gwydiss
Gwydiss steps forward with the crack of the whip at the creature
Gwydiss: [ATTACK (M)] Whip [1d20+2 = 3]
Attack 3 → [at Kassen’s Golem] [AUTOMATIC MISS]
Gwydiss: [1d20 = 9]
[GM] [TURN] Kassen’s Golem
GM: [GM] [ATTACK (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 19]
[GM] Attack 19 → [at Kassen’s Golem] [HIT]
GM: [GM] [ATTACK #2 (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 20]
[GM] Attack 20 → [at Kassen’s Golem] [HIT]
GM: The golem appears to be continuing its assault and hits Bors with both of its shields
GM: [GM] [1d8 = 8]
[TURN] Bors
[TURN] Bouger
GM: [GM] [STABILIZATION] [at -1] [SUCCESS] [1d20+1 = 12]
Effect [‘Stable’] → [to Bors]
Bouger signs.
Campaign saved.
Bouger: [1d6 = 1]
Bouger grumbles and shouts the same word again, with a little less enthusiasm, “Now get out of there you fools!”
[ROUND 5]
[TURN] Simon
Gwydiss: and get my whip
Campaign saved.
Campaign saved.
Jon (Bouger): Who looks wounded, Simon or the golem?:b
Simon: [ATTACK (M)] Sword, bastard [CRIT 19] (-2) [1d20+2 = 5]
[TURN] Gwydiss
Simon: [SKILL] Acrobatics [MOD:DEX] [1d20+3 = 5]
Gwydiss yells “begone allies to a place of safety”
User ‘tim’ is back.
Simon: easy…for you…to say
Gwydess (Gwydiss): he then casts a spell
Gwydiss: Silent Image
Campaign saved.
GM: [GM] [SAVE] Will [1d20 = 10]
Gwydess (Gwydiss): an illusionary wall comes between the creature and allies of the wall behind them.
[GM] [TURN] Kassen’s Golem
GM: [GM] [1d20 = 15]
GM: [GM] [1d8 = 6]
[TURN] Bors
Bors: [SAVE] Will [1d20+2 = 4]
Campaign saved.
Bors: stands up.
[TURN] Bouger
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [1d20+3 = 16]
Campaign saved.
Bouger: [CONCENTRATION] [MOD:WIS] (4) [1d209 = 27]
Bouger: 1 [1d81 = 2]
[ROUND 6]
[TURN] Simon
Simon: 1 [1d81 = 4]
[TURN] Gwydiss
Campaign saved.
Gwydiss steps back taunting the creature and going defensive.
Gwydess (Gwydiss): done
[GM] [TURN] Kassen’s Golem
GM: The Golem raises its shields toward Bouger
GM: [GM] [ATTACK (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 15]
GM: [GM] [ATTACK #2 (M)] Shield slams [FULL] [1d20+5 = 24]
GM: [GM] [1d8 = 5]
[TURN] Bors
Bors swaps out his short sword for long sword, and dashes in for 1 slice with it
Bors: [ATTACK (M)] Longsword
Single Attack [CRIT 19] [1d20+6 = 13]
Bors: [DAMAGE (M)] Longsword- Single Attack [TYPE: slashing] [1d8+5 = 8]
Bors also drops in a heap
Simon hurdles the Golem and rushes up to Bouger
Campaign saved.
Bouger stays in a heap, “So…HOW fair was this maiden?”
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [1d20+3 = 6]
[TURN] Bouger
[ROUND 7]
[TURN] Simon
GM: [GM] [STABILIZATION] [at -7] [SUCCESS] [1d20-4 = 13]
Effect [‘Stable’] → [to Bouger]
Bors: [SKILL] Heal [MOD:WIS] [1d20+2 = 20]
Bors: Perhaps we should carry him on one of these big shields.
Campaign saved.
Gwydiss: Shall I check the statue?
Bouger reaches out a hand, “I see a light…a brilliant, wonderful light! Wait….Simon, get that light spell out of my face.”
Simon: I want all my blood back
Gwydiss doesn’t wait for an answer as he checks the statue out.
Simon: My masters instilled in me a sense of self preservation. This course of action seems to contradict that.
Simon: screw the bitch.
Gwydiss: So you knew her too?
Simon laughs
Simon: oh god it hurts
Simon: were you sensing magic?
Bouger would have a smart ass comment if he weren’t, you know, involuntarily napping.
Simon: it is a shanty to you
Bors sheathes his longsword and picks up his short sword again
Gwydiss: Shall we see what it was protecting
Bors: So, why did Kassen have a statue of itself set to attack folks?
Simon: my face hurts. how bout yours bors?
Bors: I can’t feel it.
Campaign saved.
Simon checks his teeth to see if they are still all there.
Gwydiss checks the door
Simon: I aint going nowhere till that man rises and fixes me up.
Simon sits atop the golem and starts downing a waterskin.
Gwydiss: Looks clear
Gwydiss: except for the loot
GM: This small chamber has a table on the opposite side of the room. On top of this table are a number of items, each with a small note attached.
Simon looks up clearly interested.
Gwydiss sends in balls of light to illuminate the room
tim (Simon): eat me
tim (Simon): drink me
Gwydiss: Shall I check it out?
Campaign saved.
Simon: yep
Simon: lemme scan for magic first
Simon: before you touch anything
Bouger groans an affrimitive.
Gwydiss: OK
Gwydiss reads the notes
Simon: hmmm. were these supposed to be rewards for us?
Simon: they are magical.
Gwydiss: [1d4 = 1]
Simon: [1d4 = 2]
Simon: [1d4 = 2]
Simon: [1d4 = 2]
Campaign saved.
Simon picks up bouger’s for him later and bors to hand to him now
Simon: BORS
Bors: Hi
Simon: its festivult
Bors looks in his bag.
Simon: trade ya
Simon: I may have gotten yours by mistake
Bors: [1d4 = 1]
Simon sighs
Bors: Maybe they’re both mine?
Simon: I don’t WANT a longsword!
Jon (Bouger): You’ll take it and you’ll LIKE IT!
Simon: This must be a cruel joke by Wisslo
Bouger: [1d4 = 4]
Campaign saved.
Simon: bring out yer dead BONG
Jon (Bouger): IM NOT DEAD YET!
Jon (Bouger): Stop playin’ with mah wand!
Campaign saved.
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check (-4) [1d20-1 = 0]
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [1d20+3 = 12]
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [1d20+3 = 17]
Campaign saved.
Jon (Bouger): I can prop open doors!
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [1d20+3 = 6]
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [1d20+3 = 8]
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [1d20+3 = 6]
Gwydiss: He doesn’t look any better too me
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [3d20+3 = 44]
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [3d20+3 = 42]
Bouger: [ABILITY] Constitution check [3d20+3 = 31]
Campaign saved.
Bouger: [1d8 = 7]
GM: [GM] [1d6 = 2]
Bouger: [1d6 = 2]
Bouger: [1d6 = 2]

Adventure Log 5

The Hero's of Kassen BishopOmega